Will you rember me??

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
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Why did the cannibal break up with his
girlfriend?
She didn't suit his taste!
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Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum.Knowing that mother oppossums often carry babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal. Sure enough there was a baby, so they decide to rescue it.They take it into the car and continue down the road.
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A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed.
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What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
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A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his best friend the job of keeping an eye on his wife. If anything out of the ordinary should occur, he was to be notified immediately.After about a week of no news the business man received a telegram: "The man who comes to visit your wife every night didn't show up yesterday..."
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What is an autograph?
A chart which
shows car sales.
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St Peter is standing at heaven's gate
when a man walks
up.

"Welcome to heaven my son. What did you
do with your life?"

"I was a policeman," he
responded.

"What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked.

"I was a vice officer. I
kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of

kids."

"Wonderful my son, welcome to heaven.
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Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for
men who
are married.

Every month the centerfold is the
exact same woman.
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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a
rabbit?
Hare in your milk!
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