Witch jokes

Q: What's the difference between a chorus line
of blondes and a
magician?
A: A magician has a cunning array of
stunts.
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The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to
discuss
a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel.
"Your
holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres wants to
determine
whether Jews or Catholics are superior, by challenging you to
a golf match.
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Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets,what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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How did the dog feel when he lost his

flashlight?
Delighted.
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Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to got to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Czech
!
Czech who ?
Czech before you open the door !
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Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day long, sometimes 36 holes. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs out of the closet and goes to his car to drive to the course. Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down - torrential downpour.
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THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!) Monday ------ 8:05am User called to say they forgot password. Told them to use password retrieval utility called FDISK. Blissfully ignorant, they thank me and hang up.
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|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is the definition of a caterpillar?A worm in a fur coat!What has stripes and pulls a tractor?A caterpillar tractor!What does a cat go to sleep on?A caterpillow!What's green and dangerous?A caterpillar with a machine gun!What pillar doesn't need holding up?A caterpillar!
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Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about the time he put his hand into a patient and pulled out a large bouquet of flowers.The other proctologist looked really amazed and asked, "Where did those flowers come from?"The other proctologist answered very cooly, "How should I know.
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