Witch jokes

What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in a stadium and end up saying JESUS CHRIST!!
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I`d like to have some birth-control pills."Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you`re 72 years old.
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POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes For an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the northern hemispheresummer solstice, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of thereligious persuasion of your
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Ever hear the
expression
"hard drinker" ? Never made much sense
to me, drinking's one of the
easiest things in the world to do.
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The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, "you know, You're really a lousy lover!"Her husband replies, "How would you know after only 30 seconds?"
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The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia, PennsylvaniaDear Mr. Jefferson:We have read your "Declaration of Independence" with great interest. Certainly, it represents a considerable undertaking, and many of your statements do merit serious consideration.
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A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?" No. The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?" No.
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Q: How can you tell
when Bill Clinton is
lying?
A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the
answer to this
one.
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An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in yourreligion, you're not supposed to eat pork...Have you actually ever tasted it?The Rabbi said, "I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion.
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