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A man was walking on the beach one day
and
he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it.
Inside was a genie. The genie said," I will grant you three wishes and
three wishes only." The man thought about his first wish and decided,
"I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank
account.
POOF! Next he wished for a Ferrari red in color. POOF! There
was the
car sitting in front of him. He asked for his final wish, " I
wish I was
irresistible to women." POOF! He turned into a box of
chocolates.
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