Would you define OCR?
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|OCR - Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back into computer-readable form, provided they're in the right font, using the correct colors sometimes, at the right point size and pitch, dark enough on the paper, and you're prepared to spend several centuries correcting all the 1's that came out as l's, all the O's that came out as 0's, and all the :'s that come out like ;'s.
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Little Mary was not the best
student in
Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day
the teacher
called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who
created
the universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic
boy seated in the
chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the
rear.
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student in
Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day
the teacher
called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who
created
the universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic
boy seated in the
chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the
rear.
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Q. What kind
of motor vehicles are in
the Bible?
A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen
Beetle:
"We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond
movement."
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of motor vehicles are in
the Bible?
A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen
Beetle:
"We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond
movement."
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Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls down on top of his penis. He starts screaming and crying. His mom comes running into the room wondering what's going on. He tells his mother "Mommy, the toilet seat fell on top of my penis. Kiss it better.""Johnny you are getting more and more like your father everyday.
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|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!
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A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding an unprepared on-the-spot lecture, on a theme starting on a letter which is alotted to him.The man gets an S, and chooses to give his impromptu lecture on Sex. Coming home and reporting to his wife, he chickens out and says that he spoke about Sailing.
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Why do artists never win when they play
football ?
They keep drawing !
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football ?
They keep drawing !
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Why was Tigger lickin' the toilet?Cause he was lookin' for Pooh!
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Is there a mouse in the house ?
No, but
there's a moose on the loose !
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No, but
there's a moose on the loose !
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Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To
wrap itself in
toilet paper!
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wrap itself in
toilet paper!
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