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After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to visitMoscow. He boarded the train and found an empty seat.At the next stop a young man got on and sat next tohim.
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A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages."Momma, look what I found," the boy called out.
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Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken?Sister: Three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs.
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Fred came home from his first day at school.
"Nothing exciting
happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher
didn't know how to spell
cat so I told her"
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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.
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|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on the weekend after Thanksgiving, and placed out for viewing the day after the January Bowl Games.
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Last New
Year's Eve,
one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it
was time to
get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every
husband to be
standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.


It was embarrassing - The bartender was almost crushed to death.
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Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
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Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the
clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away with minor
injuries
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What's it called when a vampire
kisses
you goodnight?
Necking.
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