Yabba Dabba

Tarzan was tired when he came home.
"What
have you been doing", asked Jane.
"Chasing a herd of elephants on
vines"
"Really ?", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the
ground
!"
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|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go.
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|What's green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
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Age Jokes

"That's an
excellent essay for someone your age," said the English
teacher.

"How about for someone my Mum's age, Miss?"



"Welcome to
school, Simon," said the nursery school teacher to the
new boy.
"How old are you?" "I'm not old," said Simon. "I'm nearly

new.
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* Lerman's Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.Corollary: You are never given enough time or money.* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.
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What part of a car is the
laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
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One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming out?"Really?" the second gay man says, "that's amazing!"The first gay man says, "yeah we're lucky, he's only comingout of Congress, would you wanna sleep with him?"Sent by Patrick
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The new Men's Thesaurus - on sale now at your local book stores!:"I'M GOING FISHING"Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid,and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.
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A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman
manages
to bull his way into a woman's home in a rural
area.

"This machine is the best ever" he exclaims, whilst pouring a bag of

dirt over the lounge floor.
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What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !
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