Yo mama's teeth are so yellow

|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!Q: Why are cars longer in the evening than they are in the morning?A: Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!Q: What cat purrs more than any other?A: Purrsians!Q: How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?A:
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Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
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|Reason's why it's great to be a woman Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies. Speeding ticket? What's that? New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life. If you have to be home in time for Melrose Place, you can say so, out loud. If you're not making enough money you can blame the glass ceiling. You can sleep your way to the top.
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Q: What nationality are you if you're going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And what nationality are you if someone's knocking on the door while you're going? A: You're a Russian.
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Yo mamma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock!
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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
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What's a cow's favourite love

song?
When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.
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The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red Cross. The chairman of the Red Cross, Mr. Wilson, called on the lawyer, hoping to convince him to make a donation."You made over $600,000 last year but you haven't given anything back to the community.
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Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his

keys in his car?
A: It took him four hours to get the bass
player out.
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Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking together one day. They came across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish. That's three wishes total," saidthe genie. The Canadian said, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm.
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