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Sometimes
women are overly suspicious of
their husbands. When Adam stayed out
very late for a few nights,
Eve became upset. "You're running around
with other women," she
charged.

"You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the
only
woman on earth.
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How do you make an apple turnover?
Push it
down hill.
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Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading east towards Georgia on I-90. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first trooper pulled over immediately. The rookie Trooper pulled over right behind him and asked, "Sarge, why'd you stop?" "You dumb rookie," replied the Sarge. "He's in Georgia now.
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A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple insidewith the dome light on. Inside there was a young man in the driver'sseat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seatcalmly knitting.He stopped to investigate.
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The Smith's were proud of their family
tradition. Their
ancestors
had come to America on the Mayflower. They
had included Senators
and Wall Street wizards.

They decided to
compile a family history, a legacy for their
children and
grandchildren. They hired a fine author.
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Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.
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Doctor how can I cure my sleep
walking
?
Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor !
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Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in

Russia ?
Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !
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Why is stupid monster
like a
jack-o'-lantern?
They both have empty heads.
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O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 days.
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