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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.January 12, 1993San Francisco police arrested Russell C. Sultan in July and charged him with attempting to extort $23,000 from his mother and girlfriend by claiming to have been kidnapped for ransom.
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A guy admired the hair of three girls.
He walked by one
and asked, "How'd you get such lovely blonde hair"

Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl

answered, "It's natural.
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"Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer."Keyboard" ---- Place to hang your truck keys."Window" ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns."Floppy" ------ When you run out of Polygrip."Modem" ------- How you got rid of your dandelions.
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So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up, smoking a cigarette, and says "Well, I guess that answers THAT question!!!"
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Why did the vampire go crazy
at Burger
King?
He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
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Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
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|"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.
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Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, "Looks like a duck, flies like a duck...it's probably a duck," and shoots at it but misses and the bird flies away.
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The ninety-year-old man was in for

his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about to marry
an
eighteen year old girl. "Now, Mr. Jenkins," the nurse
practitioner
warned, "you should know that when a man your age marries an

eighteen-year-old girl, somebody could get hurt.
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Q: How many
Geminis does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: Two. Plus a portable phone, an
Internet link and a
copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing
Lightbulbs."
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