yo mama so fat.. disease

How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give
them a hand !
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Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
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What's the difference between an Italian
mother
and a Jewish mother?

An Italian mother says, "If you
don't eat it, I'll kill you."
A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat
it, I'll kill myself."
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What did the cannibal have for
lunch?
Baked beings (beans).
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Why did the cannibal break up with his
girlfriend?
She didn't suit his taste!
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Q: How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?A: A nurse says: "This won't hurt a bit." A schoolteacher says, "We're going to have to do this over and overagain until we get it right." An airline stewardess says, "Just hold this over your mouth and nose, and breathnormally."
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Two cannibals were having their dinner. One

said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.'
The other one
replied, 'Well put her to one side and just eat the
greens.'
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Does your mum like shopping on the
Internet?
No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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Where do footballers dance?
At a football!
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