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Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into theiceberg? They just made a movie about it.
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Q: What did the blonde's
dentist
find?
A: Teeth in the cavity.
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A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital."How are you grandpa?" he asks."Feeling fine," says the old man."What's the food like?""Terrific, wonderful menus.""And the nursing?""Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you.
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One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his
lawn
chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A
neighbor lady
was so outraged at this, she came over and shouted at the
man, "You
should be hung!" To which he calmly replied, "I am.
That's why she cuts
the grass!"
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A minister and lawyer were chatting at a

party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister

asked.
"Try to fix it if it's big; ignore it if it's
insignificant,"
replied the lawyer.
"What do you do?" lawyer asked.

"Oh, more or less the same. Let me give you an example.
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From the pilot during his welcome message:

"We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the

industry... Unfortunately none of them are on this flight.
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TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
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Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my

girlfriend's just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three

or four weeks' time?
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At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "No woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a secret." "I don't know about that," huffily answered a woman guest. "I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one." "You'll let it out some day," the man insisted.
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Do you like my new baby sister ?
The
stalk bought her.
Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on
her head.
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