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Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For
hare care.
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The housewife answered a knock on the door
and found a total
stranger standing on the doorstep.
"Excuse me
for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I
pass your
house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that
every day
you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of

bread."
"That's right.
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A brain walks into a bar and

says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."

The barman looks
at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you."

"Why not?" askes the
brain.

"You're already out of your head."
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.St. Paul, Minnesota:For people with lots on their agenda, Minnesota Mining & Manufacturing Company creates 25-inch-by-30-inch Post-It Easel Pads.
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|Recently seen on a card...Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those candles, what about us...Inside: ... We had to stay up all night lighting them!
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Q: What do blondes and
cow-pats have in
common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
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Father Christmas: All right, my good lady,
my face is my ticket.
Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch
out... there's a feller
inside who has the job of punching the
tickets.
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Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test (the S.A.P.) ENGLISH 1. Which of the following is the correct answer to this question? a. b. c. d. e. none of the above 2. ingot:bleak :: ingot:_______ a. tepid b. gold c. oak d. bolonga e.
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On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After dismounting, he walked behind his horse, lifted it's tail and kissed it where the sun don't shine. An old man rocking by the general store witnessed the whole thing."Whatya do that fer?" he asked."Got chapped lips," the cowboy replied.
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