Yo mama so ugly

While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he found out she had a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the executive found himself unable to perform.
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More gay banter...Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons and they starteddiscussing them.The first man said his son was doing so well, he now owneda factory, manufacturing furniture. Why, just the other day he gave hisbest friend a whole house full of brand new furniture.The second man said his son was doing just as well.
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Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
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Doctor: Have you ever had this
before?

Patient: Yes.

Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
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Seen in a bar near here: "We don't stand in your toilet, so please don't pee on our floor!"
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Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
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How can you get a set of teeth put in for
free?
Smack a monster.
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What do you call a Scottish parrot ?
A Macaw
!
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A couple of young guys were fishing
at
their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped

the game warden.

Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod
down and started running
through the woods like a bat out of hell and
hot on his heels came the
game warden.
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At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too." A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss".
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