yo mama so ugly... blind..

What do you call an overweight ET ?
An extra
cholesterol !
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For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours. You are the only person I've ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time! You have no trouble making ends meet.
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What did they say about the burger who went
skiing
for the first time?
How the meaty have fallen!
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If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part II?
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If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you call a woman talking dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute!
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Illiterate? No problem!Write for free advice.
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There was an old man
whose family could no
longer afford to take care of him. So the family
decided that a
nusring for the aged would be appropriate.

Of course the old man
rejected the idea, but no sooner he was convinced
that it was the
right thing to do.
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What has four legs, a tail,

whiskers and flies?
A dead cat.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andrew
!
Andrew who ?
Andrew all her money out of the bank !
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A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he learned the body was that of a young woman. The body was found with a bowl over her head and a spoon stuck in her back.The on-scene officer asked what the detective thought had happened to the woman.The detective responded, "I think it's obvious.
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