Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..

A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go hunting with him, give him a blowjob, or he can butt fuck her.The wive says, "I don't want to go hunting because its cold out, and I've never been butt fucked before, so I think I'll go with the blowjob.
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Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her
wear
"Caution! Wide Turn"
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A mother was teaching her
3-year-old the
Lord's prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she
repeated it
after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The
mother
listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right
up
to the end of the prayer.
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A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof.
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A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after an evening of partying ashore.As they climbed the gangway, the captain threw up all over himself.
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What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign,
'Clean
Washroom'?
He cleaned it!
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Age FAVORITE SPORT 17 shopping 25 shopping 35 shopping 48 shopping 66 shopping
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When the waitress in a
New York City restaurant brought
him the soup du jour, the Englishman
was a bit dismayed. "Good
heavens," he said, "what is this?"

"Why, it's bean soup," she
replied.

"I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it

now?"
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There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and said for all of the girls to line up.
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