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why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
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What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count
Quackula.
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Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
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The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from all backgrounds and walks of life. It consists of the most frequently asked questions of women (i.e. relationships, sex and life in general).
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A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes werethe dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life."Were these dishes ever washed?" he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime.She replied, "Of course they were cleaned Father.
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What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
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A clergyman walking down a
country lane and
sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a
cart after
it had fallen off.

"You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why
don't you rest a
moment, and I'll give you a hand."

"No
thanks," said the young man.

"My father wouldn't like
it.
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Why don't Mexicans teach driver's Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because they don't want to wear out the donkey.
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How can you tell when a skunk is
angry?
It raises a stink!
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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down

and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and
shoots
the waiter dead.
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