Yo momma jokes

What time is it when a clock strikes

thirteen?
Time to get it fixed.
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Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely. Finally, after much persuasion, she consented to go out on a date with Andy, a gentleman her daughter fixed her up with. Andy picked her up and they went to a very secluded spot to have a picnic.
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Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a

pillow?
A: Down in the mouth!
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What time is it when an elephant
sits on your
car?
Time to get a new car.
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Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter.
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Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
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Q: Why is a modem
better than a woman?

A: A modem doesn't mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesn't

complain if you sit and play at the computer all night. A modem will

sit patiently and wait by the phone. A modem comes with an
instruction
manual.
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McPherson walked
into a
bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the

olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and

all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave.
"S'cuse
me," said another bar patron, who was puzzled over what
McPherson
had done.
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Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste of religion?
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What do you call a sick extraterrestrial?
An
ailin' alien.
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