Yo momma jokes

|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough."That's the only way to command respect in the Army," his friends said.So Reggie did his best to carry out the advice. He swaggered all around camp, bragging, blustering and talking out of the corner of his mouth.
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On her annual visit to another planet,
an
old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this

spaceship doesn't travel faster than sound. "Why?" replies the cabin

steward. "Because my friend and I want to talk, that's why."
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|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor.""That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?"Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman.""Thank you, Amie," said the teacher.
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At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens."It opens at noon" answers the clerk.About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker."What time does the bar open?" he asks."Same time as before... Noon." replies the clerk.
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|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis.Upon returning to England from the South American island, three soldiers that had distinguished themselves in battle were summoned to the General's office. "Since we weren't actually at war," the General began, "I can't give out any medals.
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Q: Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to
squeeze his
left testicle?

A: Because the road sign said
'Squeeze Left.'
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Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock
?
Because she felt like killing time.
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What happened to the man who owned a riding
academy?
Business kept falling off!
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Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
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Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a towel on the head.
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