Yo momma jokes

What's the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
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What's the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
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Where does
the bride of Frankenstein have
her hair done?
At the ugly parlour.
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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor
cycle
stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.
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How did the witch almost lose her baby?
She
didn't take it far enough into the woods.
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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
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What do you do with a green monster?
Put
it in the sun until it ripens!
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Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young
couple that
just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every
morning, when he
leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every
evening when he
comes homes, he brings her a dozen
roses.

Now, why can't you do that?"

"Gosh," Jack says, "why I hardly
know the girl."
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Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from the ball.
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