Yo momma jokes

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

"I love you a ton!"
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Why does a rooster watch TV ?
For
hentertainment !
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Two bowling
teams, one of all blondes and
one of all brunettes, charter a
double-decker bus for a weekend
bowling tournament in Atlantic City.

The brunette team rides in the
bottom of the bus. The blonde team rides
on the top level.
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How to fleas
travel ?
Itch hiking !
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What is the difference between a dressmaker and
a
farmer?
A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers
what he
sows.
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Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become -Hale Mary Fuller Grace.Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become -Polly-Warner-Cracker.3M and Goodyear merge to become -MMMGood.John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become -Deere Abi.
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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a

monster ?
Terrier-fied !
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Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. "Help, help!" yells one of the blondes. "Help us, help us!" yells the other. "Maybe it would help if we yelled together," said the first blonde. "Good idea," said the other. "Together, together!"
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'I'm not going to school today,' Alexander
said to his mother.
'The teachers bully me and the boys in my class
don't like me.'
'Why ?'
'Firstly, you're 35 years old.
Secondly, you're the
principal.'
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A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulance, but there was never any sound or smell so she had done nothing about it until now. So the Dr. took down all of her medical history,a process that took quite a while.
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