Yo momma jokes

This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
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"Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo." Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the name of our Four-door, who art in Half-ton. I'm speaking of our lord and Mazda, Jeep-sus Chrysler. He is the Alfa and the Romeo. He was born in a Ranger, he was Tempo'd by the DeVille, and he Daihatsu'd for your Sentras. He said, "Dodge not, that ye not be Dodged.
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A silly boy
spent the afternoon with some
friends, but when the time came for him
to leave, a terrific storm started
with thunder, lightning and
torrential rain.
'You can't go
home in this,' said one of his friends, ' you'd
better stay the
night.'
'That's very kind of you,' said the boy.
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One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert when Tonto suddenly stopped, bent down to the ground and said, - "Buffalo Come!"And the Lone Ranger said, "How do you know Tonto?"Tonto replied, - "Ear stuck to ground..."
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|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape."It ain't so bad," one crook noted. "We got $25 between us."The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers--we had $100 when we broke in!"
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Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $37.00. The drunk says, "I haven't got it." The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then throws him out into the street.
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Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me
that ticket?
Policeman: It was a moving violation.
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What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.
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While shopping at the
grocery store, I
noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was
labeled dolphin safe,
but the tuna packed in oil was not.

I mentioned this fact to the
blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I
wonder why?"

The
blonde replied, "Must be because the oil would suffocate
them."
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An aircraft is about to crash. There are

five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The
first
passenger says, "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA
basketball
player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I
died." So he
takes the first parachute and jumps.
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