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Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo mama so stupid she thought an aspiration was butt sweat. Yo mama so stupid she looks at a can of juice for days 'cause it says concentrate. Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!.Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.Yo mama so stupid that she ran into an automatic sliding door.Yo mama so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. Yo mama so stupid she thought an elevator was a mobile home.Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.Yo mama so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.Yo mama so stupid she couldn't read an audio book.Yo mama so stupid she thought the Nazis were saying "Hi! Hitler".Yo mama so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus.Yo mama so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper.Yo mama so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "guess" so she said levi's.Yo mama so stupid when she walked into Walgreens she said, "These walls ain't green!!"Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and she yelled "were's my gumball."Yo mama so stupid that when she looked in the mirror, she said stop copying me!Yo mama so stupid she brought toilet paper to a crap game.Yo mama so stupid she asked for a price check at the $.99 store.Yo mama so stupid she walked into an antique store and said what's new!Yo mama so stupid she saw a sign that said "WET FLOOR", So she did.Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.