Zodiac jokes

Q: What do you call 4 blondes laying on the

beach?

A: Public access.
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|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog.""But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked.
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What is the most insensitive part of a penis? - The man
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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar

plantation?
He said, "So that I can feed my lads with
m'lasses."
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Q. Why is the book "Women Who
Love Too Much" a
disappointment for many
men?

A. No phone numbers.
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|What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and the other pours with rain!What's the difference between an elephant and a post box?I don't know!Well I'm not asking you to post my letters!What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?One rarely bites and the other barely writes!How to you tell
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What kind of thief steals meat?
A
hamburglar.
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A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven.St. Peter started to escort him inside, when he began to protest that his untimely death had to be some sort of mistake. "I'm much too young to die! I'm only 35!"St.
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Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As they go through each car, they line up the travelers and prepare to take all their loot.
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Contrary to what people say,

you can indeed drink to relax.
Of course sometimes, you get so
calm, you can't move.
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