Animal Jokes
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.
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Category: Animal Jokes - 0 Comments
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex.
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Category: Animal Jokes - 0 Comments
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
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Category: Animal Jokes - 0 Comments
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!
Category: Animal Jokes - 1 Comments
Category: Animal Jokes - 1 Comments
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, "Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and outnumber them?"
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A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says "I will grant each of you three wishes."The bear says "I wish all the bears in the forest were females." *poof* It's done.The rabbit says "I wish for a motorcycle." *poof* It's done.
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Category: Animal Jokes - 0 Comments
Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans.
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Category: Animal Jokes - 0 Comments
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the old birds.
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Random Jokes
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor "Big Chief no fart." The doctor tells her to give him three pills a day. The girl comes back the next day and tells the doctor, "Big Chief no fart." The doctor then gets really worried and tells her to give him ten pills an hour.
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Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a Bar Room and the others a BARRROOOOOOOMMMM!!!!
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Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security
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|Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small town one cold winter's night.He entered the local general store to get some warmth, and saw the town's lawyers gathered around the pot-bellied stove, discussing the town's business. Not one offered to allow Dow into the circle.
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A
Mississippi professor was at a party and
became indignant when asked if
college professors were
absent-minded.
"Professors haven't got bad memories," he declared.
"They're not
absent-minded.
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Mississippi professor was at a party and
became indignant when asked if
college professors were
absent-minded.
"Professors haven't got bad memories," he declared.
"They're not
absent-minded.
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"If Men TRULY Ruled the World!"...Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the behind and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em next time" would pretty much do it. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years. On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking. Mother's Day too. St.
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Category: Miscellaneous - 0 Comments
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking out clothes!
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A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride, as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end...
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1. No matter what my problem is, it's the fault of someone other than myself, and the appropriate response is to find that person and kill him with my bare hands. 2. To be truly attractive, a woman must wear high heels and an outfit so tight you can tell whether she's cold or not from across the room. 3.
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