Blonde Jokes
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a whiney bitch with a yeast infection
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This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in and pushed another button and out comes a drink. She keeps putting change in and pushing buttons and getting drinks.
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.
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What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you bang them the looser they get. What is the difference inbetween a blonde and a brick? The brick only gets layed once. What do a blonde and spaghetti have in common? The more you eat them the more they wiggle.
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Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to > > take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way.... but was > > very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking for > > the highly prized shoes.
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What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they're on their back, they're screwed!
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TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all of the company calendars for next year.
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A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in.
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At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first.
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A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes the blonde's headphones off and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how she likes her hair but, to her surprise the blonde is dead! The woman picks up the headphones and listens.
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Random Jokes
|Top NFL Complaints After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas Cowboy players start shooting back with live ammunition. Calling "heads or tails" but never getting any. . . "head" or "tail". Players get "the wave". . . refs get "the finger". Anyone who makes a call against the Detroit Lions risks pissing off their last remaining fan.
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Four teenagers were arrested in the parking lot of a large mall in Lakeland, Fla.
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Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help
you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with
WordPerfect."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all
of a sudden the words went
away."
"Went away?"
"They
disappeared."
"Hmm. So what does your screen look like
now?"
"Nothing.
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you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with
WordPerfect."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all
of a sudden the words went
away."
"Went away?"
"They
disappeared."
"Hmm. So what does your screen look like
now?"
"Nothing.
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What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on
your head?
An Easter bunnet!
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your head?
An Easter bunnet!
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Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? - So people can read her lips.
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A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and demands he get the man eating creature out of there!The man tries to calm the bartender down and says he is very well trained to prove it the man whipped out his cock and put it in the crocodile's mouth, then he hit the crocodile over the head and after a few good smacks he
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Why do Apes like tall buildings?
They want
to climb the heights of the business world!
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They want
to climb the heights of the business world!
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Two astronauts were in
a space ship circling
high above the earth. One had to go on a space
walk while the other
stayed inside.
When the space walker tried to get back inside
the space ship, he
discovered that the cabin door was locked, so he
knocked.
There was no answer. He knocked again, louder this
time.
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a space ship circling
high above the earth. One had to go on a space
walk while the other
stayed inside.
When the space walker tried to get back inside
the space ship, he
discovered that the cabin door was locked, so he
knocked.
There was no answer. He knocked again, louder this
time.
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What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of
his Macintosh?
An Appaloosa!
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his Macintosh?
An Appaloosa!
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