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Q: What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a Hanson concert
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Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid to lick it.
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Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse?A: There is a great musician in you.
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Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
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Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers. Stallone says "I want to be Mozart." Swartzeneger says: "In that case... I'll be Bach."
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Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a woman with whom he may "commiserate". After a wild night of getting it on, it's time for the young lady to leave. As she's getting dressed, she and Mike are having a conversation. She says, "Lotsa guys want to know how it was. Well, I have good news and bad news for you.
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David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will", replies a guy in the audience, "but I'm going to need your wife Claudia and a table." "Ok", says David and the guy gets on stage.He then bends Claudia over the table, pulls down her knickers and startsfucking her from behind.
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Random Jokes
A man leaves a bar,
gets into his car and
drives away. 200 yards further he's stopped by a
police officer.
Officer: "Good evening sir. We're testing drivers for drunken
driving. Would you please blow into this machine?".
Man: "I'm sorry,
I can't do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that
machine I will
get out of air".
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gets into his car and
drives away. 200 yards further he's stopped by a
police officer.
Officer: "Good evening sir. We're testing drivers for drunken
driving. Would you please blow into this machine?".
Man: "I'm sorry,
I can't do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that
machine I will
get out of air".
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What did one tooth say to the other
tooth?
"Thar's gold in them thar fills."
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tooth?
"Thar's gold in them thar fills."
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A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom. The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them.
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What does a basketball player do before he
blows out his candles?
He makes a swish!
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blows out his candles?
He makes a swish!
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James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.
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A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road.
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Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!""Are you sure?""I'm positive!"
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Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your
Halloween party?"
Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"
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Halloween party?"
Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"
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Little Johnny and
his mother were on a
train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in
his mother's
ear.
'Johnny, how many times have I told you,' said his mother, ' it's
rude to whisper. If you have something to say, say it out
loud.'
'OK, said Johnny, 'why does the lady over there look like an ugly,
haggard old witch ?'
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his mother were on a
train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in
his mother's
ear.
'Johnny, how many times have I told you,' said his mother, ' it's
rude to whisper. If you have something to say, say it out
loud.'
'OK, said Johnny, 'why does the lady over there look like an ugly,
haggard old witch ?'
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