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Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: "Oh dear, what happened to you?" Di answers: "I died in a car crash, but wait till you see my friend, he looks much worse". Half an hour later Dodi shows up and St. Peter says: "My God, you look terrible."Dodi replies: "This is nothing. Wait till you see my driver.
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Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.
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A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy's mind, sat him and said: "God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white."To which the child responded, "Well, then is God Michael Jackson?"
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Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.Homer: Why you little -- !
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Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A: Hey pal, mind if I cut in?
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Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
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I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose.
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What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy ditch...
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Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers "coming out"?They're called "dykeees". They have a longer than normal tongue and you can get them off with one finger!
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What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it on.
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Random Jokes
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
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One day at a busy
airport, the passengers
on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the
pilot to show
up so they can get under way.
The pilot and copilot finally
appear in the rear of the plane and begin
walking up to the cockpit
through the center aisle.
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airport, the passengers
on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the
pilot to show
up so they can get under way.
The pilot and copilot finally
appear in the rear of the plane and begin
walking up to the cockpit
through the center aisle.
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Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!
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What's the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.
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A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon.When they get back, his friend says to him, "So, tell me, how was it?""Oh, it was beautiful," says the man.
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The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral and, to her horror, finds that he's in his brown suit.
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A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's goinginto labor!"The nurse says, "Calm down. Is this her first child?"He says, "No! This is her husband!"
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Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex.
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The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans by John CarneyFrom: paul0426@tarsus.com (Paul, A Servant Of Jesus Christ)To: allusers@rome.orgCC: s_peter@jol.com (Judaea Online)Attachments: noneSubject: general teachingAlso posted to Usenet newsgroup alt.religion.heresy Even using my off-line mail reader (Papyrus 6.
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