Christmas Jokes
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem.
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When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom took me out on the stoop, then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow, and he told me there was something that I had to know. His look and his tone I will always remember, when he told me of the horrors of.... Black November.
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Here's a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake!-Julie Brown
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Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!-Johnny Carson
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller
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Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did my parents, so I never got anything!-Charlie Viracola
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I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!-Reno Goodale
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December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
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A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one condition, send me your mother.
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|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I don't like sprouts" !Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missletoe! Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite. Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed? A: Because he had low elf esteem.
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One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the Devil.Devil: Why so glum?Guy: Why do you think? I'm in hell.Devil: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here.You a drinking man?Guy: Sure I love to drink.Devil: We'll you're gonna love Mondays, then.
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A prominent Polish scientist conducted very
important experiment. He trained a flea to jump upon giving her a
verbal
command ("Jump!").
In a first stage of experiment he
removed flea's leg, told her to
jump, and the flea jumped. So he wrote
in his scientific notebook: "Upon
removing one leg all flea organs
function properly.
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important experiment. He trained a flea to jump upon giving her a
verbal
command ("Jump!").
In a first stage of experiment he
removed flea's leg, told her to
jump, and the flea jumped. So he wrote
in his scientific notebook: "Upon
removing one leg all flea organs
function properly.
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If you are standing in the main
street of
Amsterdam, and can't see the clock tower of the Central Railway
Station, that means it is raining. If you can see the clock tower, that
means it is about to rain.
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street of
Amsterdam, and can't see the clock tower of the Central Railway
Station, that means it is raining. If you can see the clock tower, that
means it is about to rain.
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Tell ya what though, I don't have it nearly as rough as one of my neighbors. When he attends a wife swapping party, he has to throw in the maid, and a mistress to be named later.
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Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is
"Miracle on 34th Street."
Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is
"It's a Wonderful Life."
Right-Wing Republicans' favorite
Christmas movie is "Die Hard."
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"Miracle on 34th Street."
Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is
"It's a Wonderful Life."
Right-Wing Republicans' favorite
Christmas movie is "Die Hard."
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A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night. Her parents are out of town and this is the perfect opportunity. They get back to her house and they go into her bedroom. When the guy walks in the door, he notices all these fluffy toys.
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There's this cathedral that's still being
worked on, and the workers have rigged a "cage elevator" inside so
they can get material up and down to the upper floors. A
characteristic
of these "cage elevators" is that the doors (gate) must be
closed
manually for them to be "called" to another floor.
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worked on, and the workers have rigged a "cage elevator" inside so
they can get material up and down to the upper floors. A
characteristic
of these "cage elevators" is that the doors (gate) must be
closed
manually for them to be "called" to another floor.
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Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given the guided tour by a senior consultant, they passed a roomwhere a man was masturbating wildly through the window. Of course theQueen was not at all amused and demanded an explanation as to why these activities were allowed in the hospital.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beth
!
Beth who ?
Beth wisheth, thweetie !
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Who's there !
Beth
!
Beth who ?
Beth wisheth, thweetie !
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