Christmas Jokes
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem.
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When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom took me out on the stoop, then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow, and he told me there was something that I had to know. His look and his tone I will always remember, when he told me of the horrors of.... Black November.
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Here's a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake!-Julie Brown
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Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!-Johnny Carson
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller
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Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did my parents, so I never got anything!-Charlie Viracola
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I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!-Reno Goodale
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December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
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A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one condition, send me your mother.
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|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I don't like sprouts" !Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missletoe! Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite. Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed? A: Because he had low elf esteem.
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Patient: Doctor, you must help me.
I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with
people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did,
didn't I, you stupid fool!!
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I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with
people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did,
didn't I, you stupid fool!!
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The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked:"Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...
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Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she
is
a lift!
Well tell her to come in
I can't she doesn't stop
at this floor!
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is
a lift!
Well tell her to come in
I can't she doesn't stop
at this floor!
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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with
a skunk ?
Dirty looks from the mouse !
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a skunk ?
Dirty looks from the mouse !
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In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate fame are in negotiations with publishers to write a new book about the scandal. Working title: "All the President's Women."
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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as
horses ?
If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital !
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horses ?
If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital !
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Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing
home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies
pulled
out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and
continued
smoking.
The lady asked, "What's that?"
"A
condom," the other lady responded. "This way my cigarette
doesn't
get wet.
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home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies
pulled
out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and
continued
smoking.
The lady asked, "What's that?"
"A
condom," the other lady responded. "This way my cigarette
doesn't
get wet.
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Q: How do you recognize a
blonde in
school?
A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the
teacher
erases the board.
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blonde in
school?
A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the
teacher
erases the board.
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|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you've had a successful year and have come up with a lot of interesting toys. It's really neat how you're able to do that year after year. I guess that's how you stay number one in the Christmas presents business business.Actually, I admire the way you run Christmas. You really have a handle on it.
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