Christmas Jokes

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
bell?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!
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Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roachand your whole family came out singing, "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the Lord that we got meat!"
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A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed

a small check, and started
out. Passing the armed guard, she
smiled and said, "You can go home
now."
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"ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION":You'll be making under $6 an hour.- - - - -"ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY":You're paid under $6 an hour; we'll be bankrupt in a year.- - - - -"AN UP-AND-COMING SOFTWARE COMPANY":There's no chance in hell we'll be the next Microsoft.
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|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 - (2n+1) = n^2Substract n(2n+1) from both sides and factoring, we have:(n+1)^2 - (n+1)(2n+1) = n^2 - n(2n+1)Adding 1/4(2n+1)^2 to both sides yields:(n+1)^2 - (n+1)(2n+1) + 1/4(2n+1)^2 = n^2 - n(2n+1) + 1/4(2n+1)^2This may be written:[ (n+1) - 1/2(2n+1) ]^2 = [ n - 1/2(2n+1)
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Why did the lady go out
doors with her
purse open? Because she expected some change in the
weather.
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Cyclops Barbie
...one eye, right in the middle of her forehead;
Cyclops Ken sold
separately
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Have you seen www.stickytape.com?
Yes, I
can't tear myself away.
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I
failed every subject except for
algebra.
How did you keep from failing that?
I didn't take algebra!
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Q. Why do men like love at first site?
A. It
saves them a lot of time.
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