Computing Jokes
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years.Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
Category: Computing Jokes - 0 Comments
Category: Computing Jokes - 0 Comments
|Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever.
Category: Computing Jokes - 0 Comments
Category: Computing Jokes - 0 Comments
|OCR - Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back into computer-readable form, provided they're in the right font, using the correct colors sometimes, at the right point size and pitch, dark enough on the paper, and you're prepared to spend several centuries correcting all the 1's that came out as
Category: Computing Jokes - 0 Comments
Category: Computing Jokes - 0 Comments
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisney turning a profit.8. Air traffic control glitch causes Dumbo to smack into a DC-10.7. The "It's a Small World After All" creatures go on a rampage.6. The Hall of Presidents keeps chanting "Kill Clinton, kill Clinton."5.
Category: Computing Jokes - 0 Comments
Category: Computing Jokes - 0 Comments
|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the disk and corrode the inner mechanics of the drive. Diskettes should be rolled up and stored in pencil holders.Diskettes should be cleaned and waxed once a week.
Category: Computing Jokes - 0 Comments
Category: Computing Jokes - 0 Comments
|One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.The technician looked at his rifle, and then at the target.
Category: Computing Jokes - 0 Comments
Category: Computing Jokes - 0 Comments
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hundred.1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed.
Category: Computing Jokes - 0 Comments
Category: Computing Jokes - 0 Comments
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.7. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)8. Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups.9. E Pluribus Modem10. .... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)11. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny12. CONGRESS.
Category: Computing Jokes - 0 Comments
Category: Computing Jokes - 0 Comments
|'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except father's mouse. The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As father did last-minute Internet shopping.The stockings were hung next the modem with care In the hope that Santa would bring new software.
Category: Computing Jokes - 0 Comments
Category: Computing Jokes - 0 Comments
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I've heard is the best online service I can get. I can't connect, I don't know what is wrong.July 19Some guy at the tech support center says my computer needs a modem. I don't see why. He's just trying to cheat me.
Category: Computing Jokes - 0 Comments
Category: Computing Jokes - 0 Comments
Random Jokes
Q: How many
Geminis does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: Two. Plus a portable phone, an
Internet link and a
copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing
Lightbulbs."
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments
Geminis does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: Two. Plus a portable phone, an
Internet link and a
copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing
Lightbulbs."
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments
The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the conceptof marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help.
Category: Children - 0 Comments
Category: Children - 0 Comments
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don't you think were taking this thing a little too fast?
Category: Celebrities - 0 Comments
Category: Celebrities - 0 Comments
Q: What's the definition of a nerd?
A:
Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments
A:
Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments
A father and his small son were standing in front
of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how
ferocious
and strong tigers are, and junior was taking it all in with a
serious
expression. Dad," the boy said finally, "if the tiger got out
of his
cage and ate you up ..."
"Yes, son?" the father said
expectantly.
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments
of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how
ferocious
and strong tigers are, and junior was taking it all in with a
serious
expression. Dad," the boy said finally, "if the tiger got out
of his
cage and ate you up ..."
"Yes, son?" the father said
expectantly.
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmenseated there are furiously masturbating.She yells, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?"One of the Japanese men explains, "Can't you see? We areall berry hungry.
Category: Foreigners - 0 Comments
Category: Foreigners - 0 Comments
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While the man is with the doctor, the doctor askes him, "So how has life been treating you?" The old man replies,"The Lord's been good to me. Every night when I go to the bathroom, He turns the light on and when I'm finished, He turns the light off.
Category: Elderly - 0 Comments
Category: Elderly - 0 Comments
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs 3:00 Facial, massage, nap 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing 10:00 Make love 11:30 Pillow talk in his big
Category: Miscellaneous - 0 Comments
Category: Miscellaneous - 0 Comments
Common Menu
Joke Categories
Language
-
Jokes Search »
Browse Jokes »
By Category »
Computing Jokes
All times are GMT. The time now is 11:33.