Doctor Jokes
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him."Why do we have to learn this stuff?" the frustrated student blurted out."To save lives," the professor responded before continuing the lecture.A few minutes later the student spoke up again.
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There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the following method:General Practitioners know nothing and do little.Surgeons know little and do everything.Internists know everything and do nothing.Pathologists know everything and can do everything, but it's usually too late.
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Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the door to see a 6-foot-tall cockroach standing on his doorstep. The cockroach punched Pete between the eyes and scampered off.The next evening, Pete was sitting at home wen the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, the cockroach was there yet again.
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A well known, rich business man's wife broke her hip. The business man got the best orthopedic surgeon in town to do the operation, which consisted of lining up the broken hip and putting in a screw to secure it.The operation went smoothly, and the doctor sent the business man a bill for $5,000 for his services.
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A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young blonde in a tight-fitting bikini strolled past. The blonde looked a the doctor, smiled seductively, and murmured in a very sexy voice, "Hi there handsome. How ya doing?"She then wiggled her backside and walked off."Who was that?" demanded the doctor's wife.
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The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no. Give me the good news, I guess," Dan replied."They're going to name a disease after you."
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Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you?ve got a hold of my privates." The woman replies, "Yes. Now, we?re going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren?t we."
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I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you?re the new father of twins!"The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman to his wife?s room.
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A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains that they don?t stock them. The man insists that he bought his last one from this store. The assistant passes man on to the pharmacist, who explains that store has never stocked such an item.
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An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I?d like to have some birth control pills." Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you?re 75 years old.
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Random Jokes
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one which was baptized on a half sheet of paper.I am writing the Welfare Department to say that my baby was born two years old. When do I get my money?Mrs. Jones has not had any clothes for a year and has been visited by the clergy regularly.I cannot get sick pay.
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Why did the dish and spoon hide their
computer?
The cat kept fiddling with i.t.
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computer?
The cat kept fiddling with i.t.
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What did the ice cream say
to the unhappy
cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"
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to the unhappy
cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"
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I wouldn't say
Christmas gnomes are
ugly,
But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born inside
out!
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Christmas gnomes are
ugly,
But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born inside
out!
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Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a
field trip to
their local police station. There they saw pictures
tacked to a big
bulletin board. The label clearly read, "The 10 Most
Wanted."
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if
it really was
the photo of a wanted person.
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field trip to
their local police station. There they saw pictures
tacked to a big
bulletin board. The label clearly read, "The 10 Most
Wanted."
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if
it really was
the photo of a wanted person.
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What is a monster's favourite society?
The
Consumers' Association.
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The
Consumers' Association.
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A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch. The bartender, a little worried, asks him if he's okay. "No, I'm not," the guy replies. "I just caught my wife in bed with my best friend." "Well," asks the bartender, "what did you say to your wife?" "Nothing. I'm not speaking to that bitch anymore.
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Two guys
are out hunting deer. The first
guy says, "Did you see that?"
"No," the second guy
says.
"Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead," the first guy says.
"Oh,"
says the second guy.
A couple of minutes later, The first guy
says, "Did you see that?"
"See what?" the second guy
asks.
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are out hunting deer. The first
guy says, "Did you see that?"
"No," the second guy
says.
"Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead," the first guy says.
"Oh,"
says the second guy.
A couple of minutes later, The first guy
says, "Did you see that?"
"See what?" the second guy
asks.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cynthia
!
Cynthia who ?
Cynthia you been away I missed you !
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Who's there !
Cynthia
!
Cynthia who ?
Cynthia you been away I missed you !
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