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Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening."Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints.
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How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?With a Crowbar!!!!!
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How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters a duck.How can you tell if a Pole is present? He bets money on the duck.How can you tell if an Italian is present?The duck wins.
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Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father's business, his motherthought he was God, and he thought his mother was a virgin.
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Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live?When the patient couldn't pay, the doctor gave him another six months.
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Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady, - I haven't eaten in three days." "Force yourself" she replied.
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Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street."Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse". "Ssh!" hisses the other, "It's not till next week".
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Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street."Well, Morrie, how's your warehouse business going?". "Oy vey, Abraham, it's not going so good, we had a flood last week.""So, Morrie," whispers Abraham "How do you start a flood?".
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Out All Night Drinking An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face.
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A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to declare?"He thinks a second and he says, "It's a nice-a day!"
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Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
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Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
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A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man. After a few months, the women grew horny and it was decided that the man needed to take two women a day and they allowed him to have Sundays off.One day on a day off, he was just relaxing when he noticed a boat nearing.
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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
needle.
I see your point!
Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad?
Well, I
ouldn't start watching any new soap operas!
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needle.
I see your point!
Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad?
Well, I
ouldn't start watching any new soap operas!
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Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer, a Catholic Priest and a Social Worker.They notice that there are only three seats left on the last lifeboat and there are three children standing nearby.Social worker - "We should give these seats to the children".
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What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a
lot of noise at one end
and has no sense of responsibility at the
other.
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lot of noise at one end
and has no sense of responsibility at the
other.
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Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread.
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Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.
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Who is the Gorillas' favourite
playwright?
Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'
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playwright?
Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'
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