Foreigners
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to exchange some Rupees. He handed to the cashier 100,000Rpsand after a quick calculation on the calculator, was given $50.45 witha typical "service" smile and "Have a nice day!"The Indian promptly spent this and returned the next day with anotherwad of Rupees.
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A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for material for a documentary aboutthe way of life there.REPORTER: Hello there, excuse me, I'm from the BBC and I'm gathering material for a documentary about the way of life in the remote parts of the Scottish Highlands.
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An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden.The old man wrote to his son about it and received this reply. "ForHeavens SAKES, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried theGUNS!!!At 4 A.M.
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This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep....."Mate", the aussie said, "Over there we shear them".The kiwi replied, "Mate, I'm not shearing this with innyone"
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What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A leisure centre.
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An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing by when a gust ofwind blew her dress above her waist. "A bit airy, isn't it?" remarked the American. Hearing this, the Cockney girl replied indignantly,"'Ell yes! What did you expect - feathers?!"
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Random Jokes
Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have
this accident?
Motorist: Well, the sign just there says, `Stop ? Look
? Listen'. And
while I was doing that the train hit me.
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this accident?
Motorist: Well, the sign just there says, `Stop ? Look
? Listen'. And
while I was doing that the train hit me.
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Why did the kid punch the bed?
His mother told
him to hit the hay.
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His mother told
him to hit the hay.
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Monahan stumbled
into a
saloon, half crocked. "Say," he said to the bartender, "how tall
is
a penguin?"
"About two and a half feet."
"Thank God!"
cried Monahan. "I thought I ran over a nun!"
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into a
saloon, half crocked. "Say," he said to the bartender, "how tall
is
a penguin?"
"About two and a half feet."
"Thank God!"
cried Monahan. "I thought I ran over a nun!"
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One evening this
Columbia Yuppie was
stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a
breath test by the
Howard County Police.
"Well ?" he asked somewhat belligerently
as the Desk Sergeant slowly
read the print out and entered the
information in the arrest record.
"Disappointing to say the least,"
the Sergeant replied.
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Columbia Yuppie was
stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a
breath test by the
Howard County Police.
"Well ?" he asked somewhat belligerently
as the Desk Sergeant slowly
read the print out and entered the
information in the arrest record.
"Disappointing to say the least,"
the Sergeant replied.
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If your watch is broken, why can't you go
fishing?
Because you don't have the time.
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fishing?
Because you don't have the time.
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A film crew was on location deep in the
desert. One day an old
Indian went up to the director and said,
"Tomorrow rain." The next day
it rained. A week later, the Indian went up
to the director and said,
"Tomorrow storm." The next day there was
a hailstorm.
"This Indian is incredible," said the director.
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desert. One day an old
Indian went up to the director and said,
"Tomorrow rain." The next day
it rained. A week later, the Indian went up
to the director and said,
"Tomorrow storm." The next day there was
a hailstorm.
"This Indian is incredible," said the director.
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Forest Gump Goes to Heaven...The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. The gates are closed, however, and Forest approaches the gatekeeper.Saint Peter says, "Well, Forest, it's certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you.
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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar
plantation?
He said, "So that I can feed my lads with
m'lasses."
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plantation?
He said, "So that I can feed my lads with
m'lasses."
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