Foreigners
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to exchange some Rupees. He handed to the cashier 100,000Rpsand after a quick calculation on the calculator, was given $50.45 witha typical "service" smile and "Have a nice day!"The Indian promptly spent this and returned the next day with anotherwad of Rupees.
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A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for material for a documentary aboutthe way of life there.REPORTER: Hello there, excuse me, I'm from the BBC and I'm gathering material for a documentary about the way of life in the remote parts of the Scottish Highlands.
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An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden.The old man wrote to his son about it and received this reply. "ForHeavens SAKES, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried theGUNS!!!At 4 A.M.
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This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep....."Mate", the aussie said, "Over there we shear them".The kiwi replied, "Mate, I'm not shearing this with innyone"
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What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A leisure centre.
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An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing by when a gust ofwind blew her dress above her waist. "A bit airy, isn't it?" remarked the American. Hearing this, the Cockney girl replied indignantly,"'Ell yes! What did you expect - feathers?!"
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|The Information Highway BluesMy baby's got my 486. My cellular phone's on the blink. My fax's gone off to fax heaven, And Pay For View stinks. I got the blues, I got the Information Highway bluuuuues. I got the bluuuuues, I got the Information Highway blues. I lost my account on the Internet. My email's been revoked.
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A violist and a cellist were standing on a
sinking ship together.
"Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't
swim!"
"Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."
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sinking ship together.
"Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't
swim!"
"Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."
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A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over the public address system, the Captain announces: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some verybad news. Our engines have ceased functioning, and this planewill be going down momentarily.
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At recent trade talks the American
representative offered to
sell sophisticated American telephone technology to
the Russians.
American : "In the United States, anyone can pick
up any phone and
dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect
them with the police."
Russian : "In Russia we don't require
that you dial
anything.
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representative offered to
sell sophisticated American telephone technology to
the Russians.
American : "In the United States, anyone can pick
up any phone and
dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect
them with the police."
Russian : "In Russia we don't require
that you dial
anything.
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The lifeguard told the mother to make her young
son stop urinating
in the pool.
"Everyone knows," the mother
lectured him, "that from time to time,
young children will urinate
in a pool."
"Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving
board!?!?"
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son stop urinating
in the pool.
"Everyone knows," the mother
lectured him, "that from time to time,
young children will urinate
in a pool."
"Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving
board!?!?"
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An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink. The bartender thought helooked worried and asked him if anything was wrong. "I'm scaredout of my mind," the stud replied. "Some pissed-off husbandwrote to me and said he'd kill me if I didn't stop fucking hiswife." "So stop," the barkeep said.
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What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away from someone she will trip and fall.2. Your car will always start immediately unless you are being chased by a maniacal killer or a monster of genetic creation.3. Crazed maniacs have super-human strength.4. The suburbs are exciting.5. Good guys always shoot better than bad guys.6.
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Q: How many British navy Officers does it
take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes him seven
weeks to get there.
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take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes him seven
weeks to get there.
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