Foreigners
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to exchange some Rupees. He handed to the cashier 100,000Rpsand after a quick calculation on the calculator, was given $50.45 witha typical "service" smile and "Have a nice day!"The Indian promptly spent this and returned the next day with anotherwad of Rupees.
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A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for material for a documentary aboutthe way of life there.REPORTER: Hello there, excuse me, I'm from the BBC and I'm gathering material for a documentary about the way of life in the remote parts of the Scottish Highlands.
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An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden.The old man wrote to his son about it and received this reply. "ForHeavens SAKES, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried theGUNS!!!At 4 A.M.
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This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep....."Mate", the aussie said, "Over there we shear them".The kiwi replied, "Mate, I'm not shearing this with innyone"
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What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A leisure centre.
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An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing by when a gust ofwind blew her dress above her waist. "A bit airy, isn't it?" remarked the American. Hearing this, the Cockney girl replied indignantly,"'Ell yes! What did you expect - feathers?!"
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There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.They'd be wrong, but you could still use them.
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Teacher: "Name six
wild
animals"
Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"
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wild
animals"
Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"
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Q: Did you hear about the
Polak who thought
his wife was trying to
kill him?
A: On her dressing table he
found a bottle of "Polish Remover".
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Polak who thought
his wife was trying to
kill him?
A: On her dressing table he
found a bottle of "Polish Remover".
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Doctor, Doctor I
think I'm a
moth
Get out of the way, your in my light!
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think I'm a
moth
Get out of the way, your in my light!
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A young
ensign had nearly completed his
first overseas tour of sea duty when he
was given an opportunity to
display his ability at getting the ship
under way. With a stream of
crisp commands, he had the decks buzzing with
men and soon, the
ship had left port and was streaming out of the
channel.
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ensign had nearly completed his
first overseas tour of sea duty when he
was given an opportunity to
display his ability at getting the ship
under way. With a stream of
crisp commands, he had the decks buzzing with
men and soon, the
ship had left port and was streaming out of the
channel.
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People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have always thought that gas was a good value (especially if you were to take the $0.30, $0.40 per gallon tax off at the pump)! Obviously others need a little convincing. So the article in this week's "Autoweek" magazine brought it all to light.
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Whats the difference between premenstrual
tension
and BSE?
One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural
problem.
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tension
and BSE?
One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural
problem.
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Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59
seconds
to live.
Wait a minute please.
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seconds
to live.
Wait a minute please.
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A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving
down the road, when
the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a
farmhouse nearby, the farmer
informed them that he had only one spare
room, and that it had only two
twin beds.
They were welcome
to it, but one of them had to sleep in the barn.
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down the road, when
the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a
farmhouse nearby, the farmer
informed them that he had only one spare
room, and that it had only two
twin beds.
They were welcome
to it, but one of them had to sleep in the barn.
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