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Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing with his wand too much. Been playing with the pharmacy section again. Been short on oxygen one time too many. Been using her head as a mass driver. Blew his O-rings. Blew the hatch before the lock sealed.
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What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an

Australian dog ?
Dingo Starr !
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You're so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it.
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What did the baby elephant get when
the
daddy elephant sneezed ?
Out of the way !
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It's Colonel Smith's first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the company clerk is showing him around the camp. They tour the entire base and the clerk shows him around and points out every building of interest.
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Why was the
actor pleased to be on
the gallows?
Because at last he was in the noose.
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A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but

missed!
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Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A

Millionaire?
Sure. Here you are.
Thanks - but half the pages
are missing.
What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for
you?
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Camper: There's
something wrong with my hot
dog.
Cook: Don't tell me. I'm not a veterinarian.
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|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father: Ok ask.Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor.Father: !!!??????!!!
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