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Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle... From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.
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Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas 10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows) 9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season (campinggear, flashlights) 8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores 7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for "specials" 6. Family coming to stay with you 5.
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By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken. He finally pulled up to the very last hotel and went into the office. "You've got to have a room somewhere" he pleaded." -- Or just a bed - I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager," and he might be glad to split the cost.
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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
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Do you like my new jacket?It's great. Shame your body doesn't suit it, though.
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I've just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
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Random Jokes
A general noticed one of his soldiers
behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found,
frown
and say, "That's not it" and put it down again.
This
went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the
soldier
psychologically tested.
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behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found,
frown
and say, "That's not it" and put it down again.
This
went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the
soldier
psychologically tested.
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After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest of her life alone, she decided to marry. She hadbeen with so many perverted men over the years that she felt sheneeded a change and would only get one by marrying a virgin male nearher age.
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|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them.DOS: Everybody pushes it till it glides, then jumps on and lets it coast till it skids, then jumps off, pushes, jumps back on, etc.DOS with QEMM: Same as DOS, but with more leg room for pushing.
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What is the best way to send a letter to the
Easter Bunny?
By hare (air) mail.
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Easter Bunny?
By hare (air) mail.
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What do you get if you cross a jogger
with an
apple pie ?
Puff pastry !
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with an
apple pie ?
Puff pastry !
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A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada's IRS) asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied.Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie.
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Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels motorcyclists. You've been at work 3 hours before you notice that your fly is open or your blouse unbuttoned. Your twin sister forgets your birthday. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. You call the suicide prevention hotline and they put you on hold.
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A stupid glazier was examining a broken
window. He looked at it for a while and then said, "It's worse
than I
thought. It's broken on both sides."
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window. He looked at it for a while and then said, "It's worse
than I
thought. It's broken on both sides."
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