Funny Jokes

This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game or two with the ladies, she goes home to fix her husband dinner when he gets home from work. Well, one Thursday, she's playing a great game and she has an incredible hand when she notices the time.
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Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It's a solar-powered flashlight.
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Q: What do you get when you cross
an Arab
with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'
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Why did the piglets get in trouble in their

stained glass class?
They stained it with mud.
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This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk down the street. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll hislustful desires rise to a fever pitch.He is just about to put the hard word on her when she says, "I hope you don'tmind but I'm busting to have a piss".
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A young banker decided to get his first tailor
made
suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured
for a
suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put
on the suit
and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can
do business.
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Some quick thinking to get out of the "caught napping jam!"...They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout again!I wasn?t sleeping! I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
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Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just
swallowed
a roll of film!
Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing
develops.
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Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . " See those guys over there ? " Chanowski says." I'm going over there and ask them what they think of Polaks." Chanowki walks up to the two guys sitting at the other end of the bar and asks them what they think of Polaks. One of the men gives Chanowski the finger. The middle finger.
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A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse."Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday," she says.The doctor advises her to cut out Wednesday."I can't," says the woman.
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