Golf Jokes
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. "You know," said the first friend, "I can always tell who the golfers are in church.""How's that?" asked his friend."It's easy," he said. "Just look at who is praying with an interlocking grip."
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Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally correct?Instead of saying the golfers have handicaps, they say they're stroke-challenged!
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Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer teed off and hit a dribbler about 60 yards. He turned to the pro and asked, "What did I do wrong?"The pro replied, "Loft."The next golfer teed off and duck hooked the ball into the woods. He asked the pro the same question.The pro again answered, "Loft.
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Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again after swinging.Oxymoron: an easy par three.A hack: when your divot flies further than your ball.Bad golfer: someone who can take strokes off his game only with an eraser.Duffer: the only guy in the world who has an unplayable lie when he tees up.
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Q: What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies he doesn't have to bring anything home to prove it!
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Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of golf?A: It's still your turn!
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Random Jokes
An off-duty
police officer, familiar with
radar guns,
drove through a school zone within the legal speed
limit
when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of
his
license plate.
The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove
by again;
even more slowly. Another flash.
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police officer, familiar with
radar guns,
drove through a school zone within the legal speed
limit
when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of
his
license plate.
The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove
by again;
even more slowly. Another flash.
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..... Ya see, we
at Microsoft believe in
making computing easier! What could be easier
for consumers than
having only ONE choice of software?!?
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at Microsoft believe in
making computing easier! What could be easier
for consumers than
having only ONE choice of software?!?
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Mandy was
applying for a summer
job.
'How old are you?' asked the owner of the store.
'I'm twelve
years old, Sir,' answered Mandy.
'And what do you expect to be when
you grow up ?'
'Twenty one, Sir.'
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applying for a summer
job.
'How old are you?' asked the owner of the store.
'I'm twelve
years old, Sir,' answered Mandy.
'And what do you expect to be when
you grow up ?'
'Twenty one, Sir.'
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During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly
soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first battle.
The
Sergeant said, "How'd you learn to shoot like that ? Have you
ever
been in combat before?"
"Well suh," drawled the boy, "To be
honest, this is my first public
war."
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soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first battle.
The
Sergeant said, "How'd you learn to shoot like that ? Have you
ever
been in combat before?"
"Well suh," drawled the boy, "To be
honest, this is my first public
war."
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|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked. "Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee." "Oh, that's awful!" "You're not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry."
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I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!
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Who won the animal race?
The giraffe and
the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the
aardvark won by a
nose!
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The giraffe and
the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the
aardvark won by a
nose!
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What do you
call a litter of young dogs who
have come in from the snow ?
Slush puppies !
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call a litter of young dogs who
have come in from the snow ?
Slush puppies !
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Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?
Because he always slobbers out the candles!
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Because he always slobbers out the candles!
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One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out.So he called on a female angel and sent her to Earth for a time.When she returned she told God, "Yes it is bad on Earth, 95% is bad and 5% is good.
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