Kids Jokes

|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips school?A truant!What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?All sorts of antics!What do you call a greedy ant?An anteater!Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path?To trip up the ants!What is even bigger than an elephant?A giant!What do you call an ant
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|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was the most famous ant scientist?Albert Antstein!What games to ants play with elephants?Squash!What do you call a 100 year old ant?An antique!What kind of ant can you colour with?A crayant!Who is the most famous French ant?Napoleant!Why did the ant-elope?Nobody gnu!What
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|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?Antteneye!What do you call an and with frogs legs?An antphibian!What kind of ants are very learned?Pedants!What do you call a smart ant?Elegant!What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?Discordant!What kind of ant is good at maths?An accountant!How come
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|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever hunted bear?A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?A: Ready, teddy, go!Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?A: A bear faced lyre!Q: Why do bears have fur coats?A: Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!Q: What do you
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|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?A: A polo bear!Q: Why do polo bears like bald men?A: Because they have a great, white, bear place!Q: What do polo bears have for lunch?A: Ice burger!Q: What's a teddy bears favorite pasta?A: Tagliateddy!Q: What do Alexander the Great
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|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group?A: The bee gees!Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?A: An animal that stinks and stings!Q: What does a queen bee do when she burps?A: Issues a royal pardon!Q: How does a queen bee get around her hive?A: She's throne!Q: What does the bee Santa Claus
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|Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries?A: A bramble bee!Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?A: Wait at a buzz stop!Q: What is the bees favorite film?A: The Sting!Q: What goes hum-choo, hum choo?A: A bee with a cold!Q: What's a bee-line?A: The shortest
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|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?A: A bee in a submarine!Q: What's more dangerous than being with a fool?A: Fooling with a bee!Q: What did the spider say to the bee?A: Your honey or your life!Q: Who is a bee's favorite painter?A: Pablo Beecasso!Q: What did
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|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can't whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the rain?A: Not without their little yellow jackets!Q: Why did the bee started talking poetry?A: He was waxing lyrical!Q: What goes zzub, zzub?A: A bee flying backwards!Q: What are the cleverest bees?A: Spelling bees!Q: What bee is good for your health?A: Vitamin bee!Q: What's a
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|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because they kept droning on and on!Q: What do you call a bee born in May?A: A maybe!Q: What kind of bee can't be understood?A: A mumble bee!Q: Where do bees keep their money?A: In a honey box!Q: What TV station do bees watch?A: Bee bee c one!Q: What did the bee say to the naughty bee?A:
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