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If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is bald at the back, he is sexy.If he is bald from front to back - he thinks he is sexy.
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Q: What's the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one
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Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!
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There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in doubleTo save himself troubleInstead of coming he wen
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As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a well-known fact that when a man is bald at the frontof his head, it?s because he?s a great thinker.Also, when a man is bald at the back of his head, it?sbecause he?s sexy.Unfortunately, when a man is bald both front and back, heonly thinks he?s sexy...Sent by Buddy
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A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop asked, "What's he like?"The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big tits."
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A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?"Another woman replies: "Because men are pigs!"
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What is defference between man and Superman?Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
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Random Jokes
A man
went into a deli shop and took a seat
at the lunch counter. "Give me a
corned beef sandwich," he
ordered.
"Corned beef sandwich is not on the menu, but I can give you a
sandwich with corned beef in it, like our Midnight Special.
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went into a deli shop and took a seat
at the lunch counter. "Give me a
corned beef sandwich," he
ordered.
"Corned beef sandwich is not on the menu, but I can give you a
sandwich with corned beef in it, like our Midnight Special.
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Q:
How did a blind woman pierce her
ear?
A: Answering the stapler.
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How did a blind woman pierce her
ear?
A: Answering the stapler.
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Why is it called a "litter" of
puppies
?
Because they mess up the whole house !
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puppies
?
Because they mess up the whole house !
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Q: How many PA's does
it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to
wish they'd been
asked.
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it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to
wish they'd been
asked.
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How did the obscene telephone caller get
attacked by the Gorilla?
He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!
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attacked by the Gorilla?
He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!
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There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into brown haired woman and she swims off the island. The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one.
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Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."
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|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
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What part of a football ground is never the
same?
The changing rooms!
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same?
The changing rooms!
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|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull. The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store.
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