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An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant. The 82 year old man goes to the Dr. to see what the DR had to say about the wife being pregnant. The DR. said let me tell you a story about this 82 year old man I know, This man went hunting every hunting season his whole life, never missed an event.
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1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. 2. If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret, girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 3.
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Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?A: If you let them both inside, the dog will stop barking.
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Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging. Samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.
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A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first candidate walks in, and the boss says, "This job requires you to notice a lot of details.
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After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Louise," he moaned, "Tell me what went on last night.
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A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
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Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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Woo-hoo...check out these letters from tenants to landlords!"The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. ""Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant. .. .
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A
police officer in a small town stopped
a motorist who was speeding down
Main Street.
"But,
officer," the man began, "I can explain"
"Just be quiet," snapped the
officer. "I'm going to let you cool
your heels in jail until the
chief gets back.
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police officer in a small town stopped
a motorist who was speeding down
Main Street.
"But,
officer," the man began, "I can explain"
"Just be quiet," snapped the
officer. "I'm going to let you cool
your heels in jail until the
chief gets back.
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Once as Laloo was coming out of airport,
there was huge rush
and the security guard told him, "Wait Please."
To which Laloo replied, "65 kgs," and moved on.
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there was huge rush
and the security guard told him, "Wait Please."
To which Laloo replied, "65 kgs," and moved on.
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How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out on the screen!How can you tell she's made the corrections?She wrote over the white out!
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What animals are poor dancers?
Four-legged
ones, because they have two left feet.
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Four-legged
ones, because they have two left feet.
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Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with
sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was
completely whisked away, leaving only the foundation and first floor. A
silver-haired farm lady was seen sitting dazed, in a bathtub, the
only
remaining part of the house left above the floor.
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sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was
completely whisked away, leaving only the foundation and first floor. A
silver-haired farm lady was seen sitting dazed, in a bathtub, the
only
remaining part of the house left above the floor.
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The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport
were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your
parking location but how to get there without any assistance from
them.
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were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your
parking location but how to get there without any assistance from
them.
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THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED. ALL THREE GUYS WERE CREMATED.THERE BOYFRIENDS WERE TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEY WERE GOING TO DO WITH THE ASHES.THE FIRST BOYFRIEND SAID I AM GOING TO SKY DIVE AND SPREAD HIS ASHES IN THE SKY BECAUSE THATS WHAT HE LIKED.
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