Miscellaneous

A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked almost senseless by his wife, who stands behind him holdinga frying pan in hand.
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Early Texas governors were not very well
educated. There was once a
chief executive who thought "grammar" was
his father's mother.

On one occasion this governor went hunting
and forgot his gun. He
phoned his secretary and asked him to send
the gun.

"The phone connection's bad," said the secretary.
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What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
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A man was getting a haircut prior to a
trip to Rome. He
mentioned the trip to the barber who responded,
"Rome? Why would anyone want
to go there?

It's crowded & dirty
and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to
Rome.

So, how
are you getting there?"

"We're taking TWA," was the reply.
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The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun ofone of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had hadenough."Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said.
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|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me:TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming, ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called
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Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you are a mile away and you have his shoes.2. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...3.
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Moses,
Jesus and an old man are golfing.
Moses steps up to
the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over
the fairway and lands
in the water trap. Moses parts the water and
chips the ball onto the
green.
Jesus steps up to the tee and hits
the ball. It goes sailing over the
fairway and lands in the water
trap.
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A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with President Clinton. 60% said, 'Never again!'
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At what time do most people go to the
dentist?
At tooth-hurty (2:30).
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