Miscellaneous
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
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Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book? Because they all have phones.
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A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped atthe pearly gates by St. Peter, who is really miffed:"You swine. How can you have the audacity to try and enter heaven afteryou have lead such a perverted, ungodly life. Do you think you have asnowballs chance in hell of meeting god?""Fuck God... I'm after the baby Jesus."
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There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says, "I had this soldier who stepped on a land mine.
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Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonder why I wonder why.I wonder why I don't wonder why anymore?
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A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. "It's marvelous," he enthused to a friend. "Since I acquired it I can hear the birds chirping on the hearth. I can also hear clearly a conversation being held in an apartment a full block away!""You don't say," said his friend.
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Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did the noise disturb you?Father: No, My Dear, it wasn't the noise. It was the silence.
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Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult?A: We both do.Q: Voodoo?A: We do.Q: You do?A: Yes, voodoo.
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Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
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Random Jokes
Nurse: Would you like an appointment
for next week?
Patient: No, I'm sick now.
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for next week?
Patient: No, I'm sick now.
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In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, "Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous..or what?" "Not at all, Ma'am," the manager replied.
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Why didn't the dog play
cards on his ocean
cruise?
Because the captain stood on the deck.
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cards on his ocean
cruise?
Because the captain stood on the deck.
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How many survivors of nuclear war does
it take to screw in a light bulb?
- None. People that glow in the
dark don't need lights.
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How many survivors of nuclear war does
it take to screw in a light bulb?
- None. People that glow in the
dark don't need lights.
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What's long and hard and excites a girl whenshe's finally lucky enough to get on it?The road to success!
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Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A: "Nice tits!"
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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island.One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes.All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each.The brunette said, "I wish I was home in my bed and that this never happened.", and poof her wish was granted.
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God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, "Is there anything on you that you'd like tochange?"She said, "Yes. Could you get rid of this middle breast?"God snapped his fingers and it was done.She exclaimed, holding the third breast in her hand,"What am I going to do with this useless boob?"And God created man.
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