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On Jeopardy...TREBEK: The category is "Political Subversion". The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to the destruction of religion, morality, and theAmerican way of life.PLAYER: What is the KGB?TREBEK: Be more specific.PLAYER: What is PBS?TREBEK: Right!
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What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket is what little red riding hood took to grandma's house.A wicker box is what Elmer Fudd did to little red riding hood.
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Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he leaves the factory? A: Two Test Tickles
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Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a spoon in your butt.
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Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside????A: K9P.
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The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it's now illegal to print a picture of a missing fat kid on a carton of skim milk.
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An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. "When it all boiled down to the essence of truth," the philosopher said, "one just live by a dog?s rule of life: If you can?t eat it or fuck it, piss on it!!!"
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A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn a pregnant topless dancer got on the bar and squeezed the milk out of her tits. He looked at this and said to himself, "I would hate to see how they give out bloody Mary?s."
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There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so he looked inside, and lo and behold there was an Indian down in the hole.The cowboy said, "How long have you been down there?"The Indian replied, "Many moons."
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Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram. You probably haven't heard most of them. Please try not to laughtoo hard and feel free to flame as much as you like--we are all likepassengers on the deck of the Titanic discussing what we're going to do whenwe get to shore.
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Random Jokes
What is a witch's favourite TV
show?
Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!
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show?
Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!
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AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon 66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bed !
Bed who
?
Bed you can't guess who I am!
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Who's there !
Bed !
Bed who
?
Bed you can't guess who I am!
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Two Polish guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding... "I'm not sure ifmy future bride is a virgin or not."His buddy replies, "Oh, there's an easy test for that. All you need issome red paint, some blue paint and a shovel. You paint one ball red andone ball blue.
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Are You About to Employ a Robot? This test was written by ME, Roger Carasso, for the UCB PsychologyDepartment. It is intended to be used by companies that arerecruiting on campus. With this test you can determine whether anapplicant you are interviewing is a Robot, a Vulcan/Math MAjor, or aLiberal Arts major.
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How to identify a Canadian driver:1. - One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: MONTREAL2. - One hand on wheel, one finger out window: TORONTO3. - One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: OTTAWA4. - Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: SASKATOON, but driving in TORONTO5.
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|In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.
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Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook,It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.Momma in her teddy and I in the nude,Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube.
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