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What's the difference between Windows
95 and a
virus?
A virus does something.
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95 and a
virus?
A virus does something.
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Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM,
SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red
light.
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SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red
light.
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What's the difference
between Windows 95 and a virus?
A virus does something.
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between Windows 95 and a virus?
A virus does something.
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Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM,
SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red
light.
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SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red
light.
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The officer shouted
orders to a
nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran
directly onto
the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a
dispatch
case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to
safety.
"Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a
medal.
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orders to a
nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran
directly onto
the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a
dispatch
case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to
safety.
"Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a
medal.
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"I was married 3 times" explained
the man to a newly discovered
drinking partner, "and I'll never
marry again. My first 2 wives died
of eating poison mushrooms and my
3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his
friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the
mushrooms!"
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the man to a newly discovered
drinking partner, "and I'll never
marry again. My first 2 wives died
of eating poison mushrooms and my
3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his
friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the
mushrooms!"
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What did the egg say to the
boiling water?
"How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got
laid a minute
ago."
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boiling water?
"How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got
laid a minute
ago."
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A ragged individual stranded for several months
on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day
noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it.
Rushing to
the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands
withdrew the
message.
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on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day
noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it.
Rushing to
the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands
withdrew the
message.
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This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
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the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
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|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flowerbed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. Toy Test: Obtain a 55-gallon box of Lego's.
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|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice that the turkey was four months past its expiration date. You were worried for nothing."2. When everyone goes around to say what they are thankful for, say, "I'm thankful I didn't get caught" and refuse to say anything more.3.
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You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?", you suddenly realize you just dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox and gave her your mail.As a woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman and say, "I waited on the last fat ugly old lady. This one's your turn!" Your boss is standing behind you.
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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?
To feed her nightmare.
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To feed her nightmare.
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A football supporter's favourite
Christmas song?
'Yule never walk alone'
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Christmas song?
'Yule never walk alone'
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Did you hear someone has invented a
coffin that just covers the head?
It's for people like you who're
dead from the neck up!
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coffin that just covers the head?
It's for people like you who're
dead from the neck up!
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A father is asked by his
friend, "Has
your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?"
"Yes, he
wants to be a garbage collector," he replies
To this his friend
responds, "Strange ambition to have for a career."
"Well, he
thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"
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friend, "Has
your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?"
"Yes, he
wants to be a garbage collector," he replies
To this his friend
responds, "Strange ambition to have for a career."
"Well, he
thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"
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What's the difference between a
reindeer
and a snowball?
They're both brown, except the snowball.
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reindeer
and a snowball?
They're both brown, except the snowball.
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What did the big cracker
say to the
little cracker ?
My pop is bigger than yours !
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say to the
little cracker ?
My pop is bigger than yours !
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Q: How
do you recognize a blonde at a car
wash?
A: She's the one on her bike.
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do you recognize a blonde at a car
wash?
A: She's the one on her bike.
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