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What's the difference between Windows
95 and a
virus?
A virus does something.
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95 and a
virus?
A virus does something.
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Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM,
SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red
light.
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SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red
light.
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What's the difference
between Windows 95 and a virus?
A virus does something.
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between Windows 95 and a virus?
A virus does something.
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Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM,
SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red
light.
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SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red
light.
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The officer shouted
orders to a
nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran
directly onto
the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a
dispatch
case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to
safety.
"Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a
medal.
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orders to a
nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran
directly onto
the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a
dispatch
case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to
safety.
"Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a
medal.
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"I was married 3 times" explained
the man to a newly discovered
drinking partner, "and I'll never
marry again. My first 2 wives died
of eating poison mushrooms and my
3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his
friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the
mushrooms!"
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the man to a newly discovered
drinking partner, "and I'll never
marry again. My first 2 wives died
of eating poison mushrooms and my
3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his
friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the
mushrooms!"
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What did the egg say to the
boiling water?
"How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got
laid a minute
ago."
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boiling water?
"How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got
laid a minute
ago."
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A ragged individual stranded for several months
on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day
noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it.
Rushing to
the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands
withdrew the
message.
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on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day
noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it.
Rushing to
the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands
withdrew the
message.
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This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
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the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
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Random Jokes
A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window of a shop caught her eye. She stopped, turned back and read the sign which said, "Clitoris licking frog available".Checking to see that no one on the street was observing her, she hurriedly entered the shop, closing the door quickly behind her.
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Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to the other one, "See that camel over there? I'll bet you I can make him jump 30 feet in the air.The other guy says "No way".The first guy walks around to the back of the camel with two bricks, reaches in between the camel's legs and crashes the bricks together.
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Sunday, December 13, 1992In October, the Swallows Hotel in Gateshead, England, offered 11 chronic snorers a free night's stay so they it could test how well soundproofed the rooms are.
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A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man what he could get him and why the man was pulling that chainaround?The man answered " HEY!! you ever tried pushing one of thesethings!!"
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An American tourist found himself in a sleepy
country village, and
asked one of the locals the age of the oldest
inhabitant.
"Well, sir," replied the villager, "we ain't got one
now. He died
last week."
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country village, and
asked one of the locals the age of the oldest
inhabitant.
"Well, sir," replied the villager, "we ain't got one
now. He died
last week."
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Why should you never invite a pig to join your
tug-of-war team?
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
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tug-of-war team?
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
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Q. How
does a man show he's planning for the
future?
A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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does a man show he's planning for the
future?
A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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Did you hear about the underwater snooker
player?
He was a pool shark!
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player?
He was a pool shark!
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