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|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?A: It eggs-plodes!Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!Q: Is chicken soup good for your health?A: Not if you're the chicken!Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get to the other side!Q:
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|'Twas the Night After Christmas'Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler. The tube socks hung empty, no candies or toys and I was camped out on my old Lay-Z-Boy. The kids they weren't talking to me or my wife, the worst Christmas they said they had had in their lives.
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A salesman was testifying in
his divorce
proceedings against his wife. "Please
describe," said his attorney,
"the incident that first caused you to
entertain
suspicions as to
your wife's fidelity."
"Well, I'm pretty much on the road all
week," the man testified.
"So naturally
when I am home, I'm
attentive to the wife.
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his divorce
proceedings against his wife. "Please
describe," said his attorney,
"the incident that first caused you to
entertain
suspicions as to
your wife's fidelity."
"Well, I'm pretty much on the road all
week," the man testified.
"So naturally
when I am home, I'm
attentive to the wife.
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Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A
Millionaire?
Sure. Here you are.
Thanks - but half the pages
are missing.
What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for
you?
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Millionaire?
Sure. Here you are.
Thanks - but half the pages
are missing.
What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for
you?
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What's the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
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Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not. They would say, "Sorry, sport, but your arrow's too short-- What we want is what Hercules' got." ---------------Euphemism is all very well, but if I really am going to hell, I'd rather it be for lechery, not for "loving the ladies too well.
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How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs the lights go on
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An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be.At least dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you.Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank,
they turn off the surveillence cameras
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they turn off the surveillence cameras
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The following is a "history" collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade through college level. Read carefully,and you will learn a lot.=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- The inhabitants of ancient Egypt were called mummies.
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