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Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online, I decided to write one myself. There are three parts to this game. The first section applies to either candidate, and the next two are specific to John Kerry or George W. Bush.
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President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried, "My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!""Bill, da Canadian pipple would be 'appy to do anyt'ing wit'in der power to 'help you," replied the Prime Minister.
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Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says it's Right9:00 Children are Forbidden to Say The Darndest Things9:30 Iraq's Funniest Public Execution BloopersWEDNESDAY8:00 Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer8:30
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At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies. One of the officers in the class begins by asking the first question, "Will we have to fight a World War Three?" "Yes, comrades, looks like you will," answers the general.
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A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: "Many say the only reason why you would be elected for President is due to the enormous power and influence of your father.""That notion is ridiculous!" mocked George Jr. "It doesn't matter how powerful the man is. He can only vote once!"
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1. I'll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time. 3. I'll finish what Bill started -- the interns.4. Like father, like son. You liked my dad, right?5. Vote for the GOP, Not OPP. 6. I promise no sex scandal: just look at me. 7. New penal plan: I won't use mine!8.
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George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing spin control on his past drug problems."Dubya," said his PR guy, "We've got to know, are the rumors true about your using cocaine in college.""It's true," replied Bush, "but it isn't my fault. My parents were rich, and I was born with a silver spoon in my nose."
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Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah thought ah paid it!
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Random Jokes
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it helps.If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.Nap often.When in trouble, just purr and look cute.
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Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up with sand!
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There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up and went to the restroom and on his way he passed his mothers room and looked in and saw his mom rubbing her breasts and saying" I NEED A MAN". Then he went to bed.The next night the same thing happened, she was there rubbing her breasts and saying "I NEED A MAN".
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The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his wife during a recent love-making session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm ?" She looked him rite in the eye and said, "You're never home !"
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What happened when the computer fell on the
floor?
It slipped a disk.
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floor?
It slipped a disk.
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The man approached the very beautiful woman
in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife
here
in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?"
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman
my wife appears out of
nowhere."
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in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife
here
in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?"
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman
my wife appears out of
nowhere."
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Dawn was
breaking over the camp grounds.
Tony and Steve were lying in their tent.
'That was a terrible thunder
and lightening storm last night,' Tony
announced.
Steve turned
to him and said, 'Why didn't you wake me up? You know I
can't
sleep during a storm!'
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breaking over the camp grounds.
Tony and Steve were lying in their tent.
'That was a terrible thunder
and lightening storm last night,' Tony
announced.
Steve turned
to him and said, 'Why didn't you wake me up? You know I
can't
sleep during a storm!'
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