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Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his wife her alimony payment each month. When he was asked the reason for his haste he shivered and replied: "I'm afraid that if I should ever fall behind in the payments to that witch, she might well try to repossess me."
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A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks, he suggested that they might have another try at marriage. His ex-wife sneered in reply, "Over my dead body !" He downed his drink and replied, "Well, I see you haven't changed one little bit."
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A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the far right hand lane traveling at 55 mph, minding his own business. He noticed in his rear view mirror that a Maryland State Trooper was right behind him. A mile later nothing changed, except now he's driving at 65 mph, the maximum limit.
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A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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Two men are talking. The first sez, "I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes." "Amazing," said the second, "I just got divorced for the very same reasons."
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Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The wife simply sighed and replied, "Yes, dear, I know, but I was in love and didn't really notice."
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Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. He shouted over, "So... out looking for a little, huh ?" She smiled sweetly and said, "No, I had 6 years of that with you. I'm out looking for a lot !!!"
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A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, "Does this fellow have any money ?" The daughter shook her head sadly. "Oh Daddy ! You men are all alike." sighing deeply, she replied, "That's exactly what he asked me about you."
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A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding, I was reminding her of the first day she wore her ring. None of the other women in the office even noticed. Finally, in sheer and total exasperation, she said "Boy !!! It's so warm in here today, I think I'll take off my ring."
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Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant:17. "I finished the Oreos."16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds."15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby..!!"14. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!"13.
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McPherson walked
into a
bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the
olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and
all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave.
"S'cuse
me," said another bar patron, who was puzzled over what
McPherson
had done.
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into a
bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the
olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and
all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave.
"S'cuse
me," said another bar patron, who was puzzled over what
McPherson
had done.
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A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. 'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a
kangaroo
?
Big holes all over Australia !
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kangaroo
?
Big holes all over Australia !
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Bumper stickers seen this weekend .....You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.I have the body of a god........Buddha.This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.The face is familiar but i can't quite remember my name.Illiterate? Write for help.Honk if anything falls off.
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A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to declare?"He thinks a second and he says, "It's a nice-a day!"
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Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries so they will know what he really wants, but everyone else will ignore.So one day, he hires a new secretary, and then calls her over the intercom. "Hello Ms., could you please come in here and fix my clock". Of course, she innocently agreed.
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