Situations
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work, as well as the single life. It was no secret that she was looking to get married.
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The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house before, and quickly discovered she was lacking most of the proper tools to do the odd jobs needed. She made a trip to the local hardware store and quickly learned that it was truly a "man's world" there.
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What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying "Newly translated from the original French: 37 mating positions." Noticing that the books were already wrapped in plain brown paper, I just hadda buy one.
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Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman. Joe, not being too shy, goes up and sits next to her. He buys her a drink and then another and then another. After this and the accompanying small-talk, Joe asks her back to his place for a "good time.
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A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was the reply.
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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood. The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little RedRiding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a treestump.
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During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor three months, when he was finally given a week of R&R. He caught asupply boat to a supply base in the south of England, then caught atrain to London. The train was extremely crowded and he could not finda seat.
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A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to get extremely horny. She went to the grocery store and while there starting eyeing the bag boy. On the way out to the car she decided to make her move. Leaning over to the boy she whispered," You know, I've got and itchy pussy....
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A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind a tree. Then another couple behind some bushes by the house. He walked up to the door of the house, and knocked.
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Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, "I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there." That night, Mrs. Schmidlap tells her husband. He says, "I've never seen anything like that.
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Random Jokes
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said to the man, "I sure wish I had bigger tits."The man responded by saying she should rub toilet paper all over them.The woman looked at him and asked, "Toilet paper, what will that do?"The man said, "I don't know, but look what it's done for your ass!"
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The garbage men were just about to leave the
street when a girl came running out of the house carrying some
cardboard
boxes.
'Am I too late for the garbage ?' she
called.
'No,' replied one of the men, 'jump right in !'
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street when a girl came running out of the house carrying some
cardboard
boxes.
'Am I too late for the garbage ?' she
called.
'No,' replied one of the men, 'jump right in !'
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At the first session of a conversion class
the
minister conducting the class asked, "What must
we do before
we can expect forgiveness from sin?"
After a long silence, one
of the men in attendance
raised his hand and said:
"Sin?"
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the
minister conducting the class asked, "What must
we do before
we can expect forgiveness from sin?"
After a long silence, one
of the men in attendance
raised his hand and said:
"Sin?"
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A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop asked, "What's he like?"The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big tits."
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How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her skirt every time you yawn.
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A mother moth was telling her baby moth off
saying, "If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't get any
satin."
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saying, "If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't get any
satin."
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Next time you're invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses to why you can't attend:I'D LOVE TO BUT...... I don't want to leave my comfort zone. ... I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary. ... I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters. ... I have to fluff my shower cap. ... I have to fulfill my potential. ...
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What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on
trees?
The Easter Bunana!
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trees?
The Easter Bunana!
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