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Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only) Time Limit: 3 weeks *1. What language is spoken in France?2.
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Weight ControlHere's the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they consume.Beating around the bush. . . . . . . . .75Jumping to conclusions . . . . . . . . 100Climbing the walls . . . . . . . . . . 150Swallowing your pride. . . . . . . . . .50Passing the buck . . . . . . . . . . . .
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A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him."I've been stung by a wasp" She says." Where did it get you?" He replies"Between the 1st and 2nd hole""I think your stance must be a little too wide"
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Q. Why couldn't the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got her finger caught in a dike!
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At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the stadium he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium -- he is closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field.
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A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump" "My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go" "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked.
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A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the man was talking with Saint Peter and he asked, "I know I was good during my life, and I really appreciate being brought to Heaven, but I'm really curious...
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A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hoursto spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast,he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just as he wasabout to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked ifhe could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone.
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Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They're only good for one period and have no second string.
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What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in a stadium and end up saying JESUS CHRIST!!
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Random Jokes
There was a salmon fisherman who was out in
the
ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make to
a
deserted island where he had to survive on what he could
find.
When the Coastguard eventually found him, the leader noticed there
was
a fire pit with California Condor feathers all
around.
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the
ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make to
a
deserted island where he had to survive on what he could
find.
When the Coastguard eventually found him, the leader noticed there
was
a fire pit with California Condor feathers all
around.
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Fred: Have you noticed that your
mother
smells a bit funny these days?
Harry: No. Why?
Fred: Well, your
sister told me she was giving her a bottle of toilet
water for her
birthday.
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mother
smells a bit funny these days?
Harry: No. Why?
Fred: Well, your
sister told me she was giving her a bottle of toilet
water for her
birthday.
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There once was a German schoolteacher. She went
to England
to teach. When she arrived at the boardinghouse, she wanted
to use
the bathroom of the Water Closet. She sent a note with a
messenger
boy to the host asking where the WC was, thinking that the house
knew what WC stood for.
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to England
to teach. When she arrived at the boardinghouse, she wanted
to use
the bathroom of the Water Closet. She sent a note with a
messenger
boy to the host asking where the WC was, thinking that the house
knew what WC stood for.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
B-4
!
B-4 who ?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !
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Who's there !
B-4
!
B-4 who ?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !
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"If Men TRULY Ruled the World!"...Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the behind and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em next time" would pretty much do it. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years. On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking. Mother's Day too. St.
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If you had one dollar and you
asked your
father for another, how many dollars would you have?
One dollar.
You don't know your arithmetic.
You don't know my father !
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asked your
father for another, how many dollars would you have?
One dollar.
You don't know your arithmetic.
You don't know my father !
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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry
about
having soap flakes for breakfast?
He foamed at the mouth.
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about
having soap flakes for breakfast?
He foamed at the mouth.
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What do monkeys sing at Christmas
?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
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Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
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What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut seeds!!!
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to punch information into a computer once!
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