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Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a girl but was afraid that youwould offend the person standing near you?...NOT. Well, if you are, thenhere are some alternatives to some popular phrases.I found them on a poster, but I don't remember which one.
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Men vs. Women Men and women are not alike. Sure, you thought you already knew that.
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How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me... "
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The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own firearms. Unfortunately, such exposure can affect one's self-image. This test is offered in the hopes of putting these false images into a more proper perspective. Please circle your answers to each below: 1.
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How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe,humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug,coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate,nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for,
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Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down...
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why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew a light bulb!
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Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few gray pubic hairs. She bent down and said to her privates... "I know you haven't been getting much lately...but I didn't know you were so worried about it!"
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Random Jokes
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father Murphy said, "Thank you, but I'm not sure I got it honestly. It started to rain the other day, and I stepped into a doorway to wait until it stopped.
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Little boy to airline pilot:
"You're
a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting."
Pilot:
"Not if I
do it right."
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"You're
a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting."
Pilot:
"Not if I
do it right."
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A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we really need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play.
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Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a friend of mine in a bar the night after his wedding, I had ask exactly what he was doing there instead of with his new bride. "Well, you see, this morning when I got up," he said, "I was barely awake from a wonderful night of love-making.
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Have you seen
www.needleinahaystack.com?
Yes, but it took ages to find.
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www.needleinahaystack.com?
Yes, but it took ages to find.
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Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap -she chewed off three legs and was still stuck!
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Why are Canadians given only a half
hour for lunch?
They don't want to have to retrain them.
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hour for lunch?
They don't want to have to retrain them.
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Q: How many Virgos does it take to
change a
lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1
millionth.
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change a
lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1
millionth.
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Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more.
Why not? He lost his
balance.
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Why not? He lost his
balance.
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