Women Jokes
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard. As they cruised along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went right on through.The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light.
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A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral service. The friend asks the woman if her husband had any life insurance, and the widow answered her. "Well, he had $10,000 in life insurance, but it is all gone." "All gone?", the friend asks, shocked. "Yes", said the widow.
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Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don't even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.Chemical properties: Very active. Often unstable. Possesses strong affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine, will never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man one told me ...."
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I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don't like to interrupt her.
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8. What do you mean today's our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.6. Ohhhhhh, this diamond is wayyyyyyyyy tooooooo big! 5. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being 'just friends' 4. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small? 3.
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What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
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Random Jokes
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a
modest home
near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks
of his
retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year
began.
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modest home
near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks
of his
retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year
began.
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A guy says to a salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper."She says, "What color?"He says, "Just give me white. I'll color it myself."
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Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths.
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A businessman
was having a
tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel
bag onto the plane.
Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to
stuff it in the
overhead bin. "Do you always carry such heavy
luggage?"
she
sighed.
"No more," the man said. "Next time, I'm riding in the bag, and my
partner can buy the ticket!"
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was having a
tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel
bag onto the plane.
Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to
stuff it in the
overhead bin. "Do you always carry such heavy
luggage?"
she
sighed.
"No more," the man said. "Next time, I'm riding in the bag, and my
partner can buy the ticket!"
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A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodka."The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.
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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a
monster ?
Terrier-fied !
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monster ?
Terrier-fied !
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Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered
his
parents, Al and
Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked
Jordan's reluctant
father into taking him. And so Jordan and Al got
into the car and
left.
"So how was it?" Elaine asked when
they returned home.
"Great," Little Jordan replied.
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his
parents, Al and
Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked
Jordan's reluctant
father into taking him. And so Jordan and Al got
into the car and
left.
"So how was it?" Elaine asked when
they returned home.
"Great," Little Jordan replied.
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Uh...top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww...that's cute9. Well, at least you're good at other things8. Do you think it'll fit in my old Barbie? clothes?7. My li'l brother has one like that.6. Are you cold?5. ::giggles::4. Maybe we should just be friends3. Can you make it dance?2. Umm...maybe you should get dressed1. Oh...look...
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How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him up and start sucking his dick.
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